Thursday, October 4, 2007

Hu?? - Mr. & Mrs. Smith Reviews

I was baffled to see that at the same time Angelina G. and Brad P. confess their love (making) I see that the news about their new film wasn't too far behind. After seeing the film I now know why such a lame publicity stunt was used. First off, the movie sucks, and second the only appeal to the film is that while you watch it you can imagine Angelina receiving Brads? "man brick" with the utmost satisfaction. I would say that if the film were more pornographic and less hollywoodrific I would have enjoyed myself a lot more than I did.
P.S. I gave the visuals and A+ due to Angelinas' perfectly executed mammary bounce techniqe.
I.Q. Rating: I give this film a ?85 (Special)

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

"i missed you". "i missed you too"! - Mr. & Mrs. Smith Reviews

The above was the best line in the movie. I had a great time watching this movie. Its check the brains at the door and have fun. Great intrigue between the two stars and nice fights, both verbal and physical. It was made to be fun and IT WAS.

Lacking luster - Mr. & Mrs. Smith Reviews

If you are expecting "snap, crackle, pop" chemistry between Pitt and Jolie, you will be disappointed. True, they were suppose to be bored after 5-6 years of marraige but even when they were "hot", they failed to bring it to the screen. It was a predictable story line that offered very little.

Pure junk - Mr. & Mrs. Smith Reviews

If you haven't figured it out yet Pitt can't act to save his own life. Hollywood wake up quit paying him to be in the movies. If he really left Jennifer for that thing he's with not only can he not act he's just flat out stupid. Beside all of that the movie is really dumb the pretense for the movie is dumb and who ever wrote the script needs a new job also. Come on Brad Pitt with a gernade launcher come on he couldn't care fork. Go waste your money on the Honeymooners at least they only expect laughs there.

Monday, October 1, 2007

Mr. and mrs. suck!!!!!!! - Mr. & Mrs. Smith Reviews

This movie is about two morons with guns lookin' hot and sucking. After ten minutes you hope they shoot each other quickly so you can leave. This movie stinks as bad as a dirty diaper filled with indian food covered in burnt hair. The only redeeming quality of the movie is that it is at least filled with cool clothes and pretty shoes.
L.

Bonnie and clyde meets war of the roses!!!!! - Mr. & Mrs. Smith Reviews

This was a fun film. I believe that what Roger Ebert said about the chemistry between Pitt and Jolie makes this movie. It definitely does. This movie also breaks through some barriers in regards to male and female stereotypes. There were some parts that were more than hard to swallow, and I found myself saying "ok, come on this is not probable, lets move forward" and it usually did in a timely manner. The jokes were hard to miss and, for anyone that has spent some time in a relationship, will at some point relate to most of them. For instance, what I liked about the movie was the place that each of them chose to conceal their armory. It bled stereotypical in a funny way. I liked the movie. It is not a movie that leaves you pondering, if anything it is an escape from reality for at least an hour. I would see this in the theaters if you have the chance.

Great stuff!!! - Mr. & Mrs. Smith Reviews

I love spy movies with cool guys (like Mr. Pitt) and HOT girls (like Ms. Jolie). Grade A stuff. I couldn't ask for a more entertaining film than this. To all those who would critisize it, well you can go to you know where...